did i pick up a cursed amulet or something

A quick note tonight because there was a fire in my building and I am a bit distracted. Everyone is fine and my apartment is smoky but otherwise intact. I just do not appear to be allowed to catch a break. If I have wronged some supernatural being I apologize but surely there is some way for me to make it up to you. If my karma is bad fair enough but I better get a sweet deal the next time the wheel of samsara turns. Make me a seagull or a frog or something. I know I have it pretty good in comparison to plenty of people too I guess I’d just like to know what it feels like to have good luck for a change.

A few years ago I got my aura read and the lady told me it was terrible. Bright red, negative energy all around me, my whole deal is pretty fucked up. Maybe she had a point. She sold me some obsidian to suck up the negative energy but I guess it wasn’t big enough. Point is I’m open to alternative solutions here. Give me a ritual or a quest or something and I’ll try it. Hell at this point I’ll start going to church. I’ve made worse bets than Pascal’s wager. Just give me something other than an unending series of banana peels to slip on.